October 17th, 2014
Dear Diary,

I got yelled at by Huskar today for not buying blue wards. All I wanted was a pair of boots. Is that too much to ask for?

Love,
Crystal Maiden

October 18th 2014
Dear Diary,

I cast an amazing ulti that got 4 kills and let us push the last barracks down. Nobody congratulated me though. They all said WP to Ursa. What’s a guy gotta do to get a bit of recognition in here?

Love
Lich

October 19th 2014
Dear Diary,

I died for Phantom Assassin three times in that last game. She didn’t even say thanks. What a bitch.

Love
Chen

October 20th 2014
Dear Diary,

Nobody even noticed I was in the game. I feel so invisible.

Love,
Io

October 21st 2014
Dear Diary

Sometimes you just don’t feel like Echoslamming, you know? Sometimes you just want to be loved. Sometimes I wonder if I’ll ever find a girl to fissure (lol).

Love,
Earthshaker

October 22nd 2014
Dear Diary

This anchor is really heavy. I have to carry it with me everywhere but some days I just want to lay it down and make friends.

Why are we even trying to destroy their ancient?

Love,
Tidehunter
PS: I wish Kunkka would stop insulting me. I just want to be friends.

October 23rd 2014
Dear Diary

I accidentally chopped my finger off the other day. I’m too scared to tell the guys that it’s the one that does the Finger of Death.

Love,
Lion

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Richard Ferreira

Richard is a 31 year old gamer from Cape Town with a chip on his shoulder and a worsening cynicism problem. He plays games (badly), drums (badly) and writes English good.

He also hosts the nAvTV podcast and this here website is his domain.

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